Don’t sweat what you heard, and act like you know

November 7, 2010

So last night a saucepan fell off our sideboard at 2am, forcing me to grab the metaphorical baseball bat (my iPhone) and head downstairs. I then lay awake for a whole hour debating with the lady on the other side of my bed how a saucepan can simply fall off the sideboard. I’m telling you now, it’s the last time I’m watching Paranormal: Fact or Faked ever again. I mean, I’m partial to the thinking behind poltergeist activity being an extension of emotional trauma, into the physical world. I’m unconvinced ghosts are dead people messing from beyond the grave. But I’m not in denial of a spiritual background to weird happenings in …. er…. my kitchen.

It’s happened once before and it turned out to be our neighbours cat. Talking of which… two doors down from us live a collection of organically treated mentalists who insist on letting fireworks off in their TINY garden every year without fail. You don’t sell matches to pyromaniacs. Why sell these people small rockets that have consistently every year nearly set fire to my roof ?



Oh I have a tumblr

Things on my radar this week …

Moral fibre optional.

The soundtrack is outstanding




That is all for tonight.



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